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As the woman your job is to keep his belly full, balls empty, and the house and laundry clean. If you can not do that you shouldn't be with a man.
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![If the two rules to a happy husband are to keep his belly full and balls empty, no wonder my Monday started off with a cold shower and takeout. | Sympathy Ecard If the two rules to a happy husband are to keep his belly full and balls empty, no wonder my Monday started off with a cold shower and takeout. | Sympathy Ecard](https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/if-the-two-rules-to-a-happy-husband-are-to-keep-his-belly-full-and-balls-empty-no-wonder-my-monday-started-off-with-a-cold-shower-and-takeout-9b9a3.png)
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